A Beautiful Mind

We all are familiar with Newton’s laws, I came across some strange laws while browsing. Some of them which I liked, I jotted down here.

LAW OF TESTS:
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

CANNON'S KARMIC LAW: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

MURPHY'S PHILOSOPHY:
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse. :-)

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. (Especially true for guys flirting with more than one girl at a time ;-))

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

LIEBERMAN'S LAW:
Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.(Look for someone who listens to you, give them trust which you expect from them,I bet they would never lie )

SHIRLEY'S LAW:
Most people deserve each other.
(People usually realize this only when they get separated. If you have realized this just now, ;-) go & give them a call they will return to you if they really considered you are important to them.)

Simple & Logical proof for Kovac’s Conundrum “How would I have known its wrong number, if the phone happened to be engaged.”
Keep anything long enough and you can throw it away. Throw it away and you will need it next day. This applies to non-living things & to living as well. ;-)
Here goes the quote: Friendship is like good health, value is unknown till the friend is lost.